The nightmare of autocorrect while trying to make plans to drink with a friend in March
Me: would you go into work hungover?
Friend: I wouldn’t want to. Why. Thought we were partying Sat.
Me: paddes day is Sunday
Friend: Fights are sat Most bars will vertebrate on sat to
Me: what
Friend: Citrate
Fuck
Me: hahahhahaa
Friend: Bridgewater
OMG
Me: hahahhahahaha
Friend: Celebrate
Me: Thank fuck
Friend: Jesus, Scotch and auto correct
I have no idea how someone could make such a mistake with citrate/Bridgewater/celebrate…
hahaha Check out the FB Page “Epic Texts” I just liked it last week. Some of them are hilarious! Gotta love the Autocorrect!
Earthquakes are definitely cool. it’s like the earth is sighing…or maybe it just had a bad day-or millenia- and wanted to blow off some steam. hey, we all do it, so why can’t the earth, too? I experienced several earthquakes while living overseas in Taiwan. It’s a wild feeling, eh? The higher in a building you are, the more you seem to swing side to side… it’s very interesting… BUT it’s not very good when your stuff starts flying all around the house and things fall off shelves, people get hurt…Or you hear from your students (who are joking around about it (WHILE TEACHING CLASS) that an earthquake earlier in the day happened off the coast of Japan, caused a nuclear meltdown in Fukushima, and that a Tsunami is heading straight your way and should hit in the next 2 hours…. and you had NO IDEA otherwise! Yikes!
oops. disregard that last comment, it was meant for your note on earthquakes (obviously)